b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9051972 (Thread)

# several years ago
I made friends with Geoffrey from Rainbow on the myspace network.

Since myspace have started letting you tag your friends in other people's pictures, I've been seeing how many girls I can tag as Geoffrey before the myspace admins take away my tagging rights...

(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# How hilariously wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it's quite good
all the pics get added to his albums thing, so anyone looking at his profile will see an album full of girls called geoffrey

it's slightly better than pushing broken glass up your bum anyway
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)
# but no less painful to look at
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
# blimey, you still here
as i said just post us your myspace link and we'll do the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# it's not
among my myspace pics, so that wouldn't help
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# so i see
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# If you can give just one gift this Christmas make it Irony for Dummies
to those with no concept of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i'm good, but not that good
i'll be hitting that button soon i think, i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# It's painful to see you fuck up so much.
I've been lurking over your past few posts and you seem nice enough, you just can't grasp what this site's about.
Good luck in the future, I'm not sure if I can help.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It is rather painful.
Probably too for one of the five people's posts he's knocked off the board.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hmm...
If we subtracted all your bitter frustrated resentful sarcastic angry and needlessly hostile posts, I wonder how much room THAT would save...
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# None as they are all in your threads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# It's the way of b3ta - we have all been through it
unless you're Happy Toast who stunned the board with fantastic first posts. It's really for you to prove your humour and image skills to us not the other way around.

We have all been through the baptism of fire, don't take it personally else you will get the entire board against you. Post something funny and something that we can all appreciate, not your Myspace pranks, but good funny stuff that is SFW (Suitable For Work) for those who happen to be on their Office computer.

Take care have fun - shop a cute kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Basically are you a complete idiot that can't seem to manage a simple concept like understand what a board is for.
It's not just me look at the majority of your replied. I have explained to you plainly and have suggested that you read the faq over and over. People will back me up when I was for me I've been extremely patient and helpful towards you. At the end of the day you are a fucking retard.
You've even started gazing people going, 'aaaw why is riverghost being so nasty towards me?'. Here's your answer matey. You're brainless, unfunny and obviously unintelligent enough to grasp the sodding obvious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
# well
maiden, fair enough

riverghost you are a clumsy boring troll

cheers
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Tbh RG is not trolling
if he was trolling he would be all:

LOLWTF YOU DOING YOU WANKSTAIN LOLOLOL! and would be posting piktures like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Well that something fdor him to aspire to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Mate
Post 1: 3.5megs.
Post 2: Something off a video.
Post 3: Piece of shite NSFW gif telling us how funny your previous posts were.
Post 4: Ooo look at something in my myspace.

You've acted like an idiot people have taken to time and the effort to try and explain how things are to you and you're suck a spoilt little child that you assume it them at fault.

Fortunately everyone on b3ta, and luckily myself included has an ignore button. Good luck posting in the future as nobody will see it (thank god).
*ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:49, archived)
# your
account of my post history is incomplete, and thus inaccurate

see, you ARE a boring troll
(there she blows minty biscuit, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'd like to point out here, though, that not everyone on the board thinks the same as riverghost
some of us aren't entirely obsessive about this place and don't mind what you post :3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese was sometimes (and still can be found) packaged in black wax, but was more commonly packaged in larded cloth, impermeable to contaminants but still allowing the cheese to breathe, although this practice is now limited to Europe and to artisan cheese makers. In the United States, Cheddar cheese comes in several varieties, including mild, medium, sharp, extra sharp, New York Style, Colby/Longhorn, white, and Vermont. New York style Cheddar cheese is a particularly sharp Cheddar cheese, sometimes with a hint of smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 18:00, archived)
# LOL!!!
By LOL, I mean FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)
# hahah
definitely would
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I don't get it.
Please explain.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
# THIS IS SO FUNNY I JUST SHAT MYSELF!
actually i didn't even breathe out through my nose slightly. This is a website for photoshopped pictures that are worth sharing. This photo was not 'shopped (ok, some point out at this point that maybe you resized it or something, which would be to deliberately miss the point).

Also you appear to have taken the name of an existing member (one who is quite good if i remember rightly, but i'm pretty crap with names so who knows...) which is just plain rude.

Just sit back and look at other people's pictures and respond with some witty banter. It shouldn't take you long to figure out what this site's about and how to not piss people off.

Either that or just fuck off.

p.s. happy christmas
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 26 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# This looks like...wait...who are you lampooning here?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)