great when the lone tank crew fires it's last shell and stops the nazi nuclear missile
:D
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:55,
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And that whole British battalion captured by the mechanazis
were all called Nigel.
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 21:56,
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And they all went round without a clue
until the maverick American snuck them out of the camp one night on a single motorbike and jumped the Great Wall of China to FREEDOM!
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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and then the fucking great wall of china fucking exploded and shit and there was fucking ninjas jumping out everywhere
but one brave marine corporal, with a cry of "THIS IS FOR YOU, TOJO!" threw his helmet at them and killed them all and shit
edit: actually, isn't there meant to be a movie getting made of wolfenstein?
edit2: or am I just hallucinating due to lack of sleep
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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edit: actually, isn't there meant to be a movie getting made of wolfenstein?
edit2: or am I just hallucinating due to lack of sleep
And then Mecha-Hitler went 'pew pew pew' with the lasers
and Eisenhower deflected them with his General's ninja stars on his shoulder tabs. And shit blew up an' stuff.
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:14,
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And they'll have to put in a bit about
a US ship capturing an Enigma machine and changing the entire course of the war.
Oh.
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:16,
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Oh.
yeah, there is
www.imdb.com/title/tt1082079/
but Roger Avary (who also did the Silent Hill movie) is having some legal problems, apparently
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Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:59,
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but Roger Avary (who also did the Silent Hill movie) is having some legal problems, apparently