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# .
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# S P A N G !
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *administers thorough spanging*
I should have seen that coming really!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I bet you didn't see this comming either...

* Fwaps a lot
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha it's like a real willy
only smaller!

/gets revenge
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Your looking in the mirror again aren't you...

Go on... admit it..

_?_
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Bah!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:58, archived)
# ^ That reminds me of an old childhood song...

Bah Bah Rainbow Coloured Sheep..
Have you any Nylon?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# bastards!
I'd slam the door in his face, and get the frying pan out
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# yeah
he didn't even bring a bottle of wine
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# What did you think that was in his pocket then?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I thought he was just pleased to see me
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] fnarr!
and I get to post a pea, so I'll do it here as it's shit:
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Have you seen that spoof vid "Hire Kevin Bacon for a night" on youtube?
Tis awesome :D
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ouch
That hurt.

Woo!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Ooh streaky!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Get him on the griddle - Stat!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:53, archived)
# what's YOUR Kevin Bacon number?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Pfft!
his films are terrible
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# oh top
spangage
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Way too mch fat!!!!
...Or not crispy enough fat!
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# That there is FINE bacon, sir
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# BAYKINS
Mmmmmmm
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# If only someone would invent
a way of preparing bacon with ketchup and butter that keeps your hands clean.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# *chauvinistic response*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *knowing laugh*
*followed by shifty duck and dive to make sure wife didn't see*
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# The only way to win is to not play the game.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# How about BBQ Bacon?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Needs more cocaine and Kids TV presenter contract termination.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Pffft!
sizzle sizzle
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:07, archived)
# bakun bakun bakun spang spang
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)