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[challenge entry] Tea anyone?

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# what about round bics?
I might buy this.

*Edit: to all the sideways replies below.
The EULA says you are not allowed to hold bics that way.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahah he never thought of that
This is completely useless!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hold the narrow side?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Wagon Wheels
would never fit that

(do they still make them? Quite fancy one now)
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# wagon wheels don't fit in mugs that well though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# yes - but they are a bit small these days.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ^this
is fact.
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I had 2 for lunch yesterday
Morrisons are selling GIANT packs of them.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I'd invest in your company.
I look forward to everyone having to buy version two.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Sideways?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# *storms into legal dept*
"Who the fuck wrote the fucking EULA?"
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Its part of E.U. Law.
The trade act of bic/cake and flapjack holders 1994. Its why we cant sell them in france.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ok, now THAT I would most likely buy! (certainly as a christmas gift)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# good idea
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Is it dishwasher proof?
Does it have the optional spoon attachment for fishing out the bits of biccies that went all soggy and fell in the drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# noooooo
you drink them in the last mouthful of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# No
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Excellent!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# arf :)

I hope it's has a pressure sensor to stop it squishing the soggy end..oh er!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ah...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Dear Puromycin inc
I will wait for next years product
which will hopefully address the soggy end
pressure sensor issue.

Yours Sincerelly

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Dear Mr Prodigy69
Many thanks for you interest in the Dinky Dunker. You may be interested in our high-end product, the Super Dunker - mains powered, automatic computer-powered grips and made from solid 24 carat gold (price on application).

Yours sincerely

Puromycin

P.S. I.ve just checked and my end isn't soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:35, archived)
# triffic :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:29, archived)