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( , Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
fan-bloody tastic.
This is definitely marketable - better than the damn silly DVD rewinder
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:31,
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What
You return them to Blockbusters without rewinding them?
I want to see an Alien sequel set in a DVD rental store. Could call it "Blockbursters".
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32,
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I want to see an Alien sequel set in a DVD rental store. Could call it "Blockbursters".
Another Irish invention
They also invented the wooden BBQ, the Solar torch, etc...
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:32,
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That is the most useless thing I have ever seen
send it as a reply to the next Nigerian spam you get requesting your bank details as a good idea for an 'honest business venture' ;)
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:37,
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Nigerian spammers...
If only I could open a bank account, with no overdraft, and have a clause which closes the account after two transations...
They put the 20,000 pounds in,I take it out, they can't take any more, or do anything else with it.
I put the 20 grand in my normal bank account.
Simple.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42,
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They put the 20,000 pounds in,I take it out, they can't take any more, or do anything else with it.
I put the 20 grand in my normal bank account.
Simple.
Problem is
The cheques they send are usually stolen/forged. The victim sends on the money, and then the bank discovers the forgery (leaving the victim out of pocket).
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:13,
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Does it come with inflatable darts?
Cos that would be, like, awesome.
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:42,
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Hopefully no-one will notice
if I sneak this compo entry in here while the board's busy elsewhere...
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46,
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That's a very good question
oh god have I accidentally just solved the age-old conundrum of perpetual motion?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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Hm.
You might be able to make a machine which is powered by the Earth's magnetic field.
The motion wouldn't be perpetual though, it would stop when the earth gets eaten up by the sun. That's pretty close though.
Any scientists around to tell me why it's not possible?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54,
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The motion wouldn't be perpetual though, it would stop when the earth gets eaten up by the sun. That's pretty close though.
Any scientists around to tell me why it's not possible?
North it is then . . .
I wonder what will happen when I arrive at the pole ?
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Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49,
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