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[challenge entry] Hopefully no-one will notice
if I sneak this compo entry in here while the board's busy elsewhere...


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(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:46, archived)
# I noticed.
Would this just spin round then?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# That's a very good question
oh god have I accidentally just solved the age-old conundrum of perpetual motion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Hm.
You might be able to make a machine which is powered by the Earth's magnetic field.
The motion wouldn't be perpetual though, it would stop when the earth gets eaten up by the sun. That's pretty close though.
Any scientists around to tell me why it's not possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Where would you put it?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Up your mum's fudge tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# North it is then . . .
I wonder what will happen when I arrive at the pole ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's very accurate
when you are standing at the south pole
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Dead reckoning . . . I reckon . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# North and Zouth?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Zeast and Zest ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:51, archived)
# North, Zast, Nouth, Zest?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Now we're getting somewhere . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Very usefull at the South Pole
Penguins use them since Scott dropped one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)