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# ha ha ha nice!
Not heard that one before, We did once have a new guy spend half an hour looking for tartan paint when I worked in Costco :-)

While I'm here, didn;t think it was worth its own thread but mind if I chuck this in here for opinions?

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# someone asked me go for a long stand when i was doing work experience
i was in a music shop so it wasn't that unreasonable :s
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# we get that all the time where i work
"hi i've come for a long wait" - oh come back in 20 minutes, they'll be here then...

"can i have 2 meters of fallopian tube please?" - do you mean fluorescent tubes? "no 2m of fallopian tube" ....oh...kaaay

"do you have any sky hooks?" - no but we do have ceiling hooks (man i'm a good salesman!) "oh that must be what they wanted" *sells 5* - 5 minutes later - "do you have the left handed version?" - sure *turns it around*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# "tin of tartan paint"
"They only sell it up north"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I'd say the chances of that happening are at least a million to one.


This is a very nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# That's really good
Give me the creeps though
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I thought that was in tokyo?
Its at the base of the Mori tower in Roppongi hills
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
years ago we got the new guy at work to ring head office and get them to fax us some blank A4 paper coz we were running out... he actually stood there waited for the fax to come through and collected the stuff and walked over beaming until we pointed out how much of a dumb-arse he was!

good times!
(I helped save b3ta! hygor gyrates with animatronic emptyness, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:24, archived)