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[challenge entry] A bit obvious, sorry...
And must have bindun, but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the competition...

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(teeth yeah, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Haha.
God they're useless. Midget bears killed an an entire regiment of the empire's "best men".
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# To be fair, most of the stormtroopers were probably on the Death Star when it exploded.
Training new drones would have taken some time, so the stormtroopers after that would probably have been anyone they could find/kidnap.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# They had long enough to build most of another death star.
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# They probably
used the remains of the first lot of stormtroopers to build it, though, meaning less wait for materials...
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I never understood the way the built the second one.
Surely you build the outside first, and then work on the insides? You don't build the Living room and a bedroom of a house before you put 4 walls up...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# "Only Imperial storm troopers are so precise"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
They cant shoot for shit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)
# can I buy on finance as I'm a little short?
/stolen jokes blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Ha ha
(I still want one though)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
# One of my design school teachers made the first actual storm trooper armor parts
His budget was so small - he had to figure out cheap ways to make hundreds of them, and very quickly. Many humorous stories were told about working with George Lucas.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# This wins it for me
Well done! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)