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# What I expect of Barack Obama #7
I expect better than this:




full collection listed here


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Than him opening doors?
Do you want him to shoot his way through them?

I'm being stupid again, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# *pssst*
it's more of a 'not like Dubya' kind of thing...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I've never heard of this door thing.
Bloody hell, I must have been doing something important when that little news nugget hit the wires :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Well, it had good old fashioned 'Bush Comedy Value'®
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Its that famous dumb bush moment
when he struggles with a locked door in front of lots of people
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# when he tries to duck out of a press conference early
and finds his impromptu exit foiled by his own security arrangements

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah, dead famous.
I can't keep up with all his fluffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Google - 'bush door'
is all it takes, and it's pretty famous
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I would do, but I can't be arsed....
:D Sorry chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Google "Bush Door" I'd hate to imagine what Google might throw up
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# a bush door? is that what its called now
i prefer mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# I'm glad I've never pulled a push door...
...how dumb would a human have to be?
(catsfather, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Actually having him blast through the doors with a lazer
would make him the coolest President ever!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ^this :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# You, sir,
are on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# BUSH SHADOWS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# WATCH OUT, OBAMA!
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
INSIDE THE HOUSE!

(yes, I think that will do nicely)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# that's him on the other side holding it closed
so poor Dubya can't get out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It's good,
but you can only tell the same joke so many times.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# one more
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Oh...go on then!
I'm such a push-over *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Have we had him being pecked in the crotch by a turkey yet?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# no
I already have an example of him looking like a shmuck in this twofer
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I think you misunderestimate the damage
these subliminable messages may be having.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# shhhh!
one more to go! don't ruin the evil plan with only one more to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)