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# Hello, all.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Doh!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Either way he's buggered.

Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...under the name La Toya
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago


edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Flux capacitor ftw!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hmmm....
Maybe this is the root of all his issues.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# If I could click this more biggly I would
As it's fab.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# C-c-c-combo breaker!
Kiss ma badself.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha, that'll learn 'im
woo :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
edit: also still no new compo?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha yes.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any.

maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yes, the joke in the popbitch mailout was good wasn't it.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ha well thought
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Isn't Tiger Woods crap now?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# He was injured for a while
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO...

Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# some arsey comment about popbitch or something
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# not nice to
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms.

being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.


and I like Stewart Lee
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)

and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text.

Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# One of my pictures was hotlinked on the popbitch board for at least two days this week.
They said nice things about b3ta and provided a link here, so I decided not to goatse them. Fucking hell, it was tempting, though...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)
# ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# this needs an FP!
*clicketyw00*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# pfffffft
Whoops!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Hoopla
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now.


*moanmoanmoan*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Says who?
Is there a big rule book of black?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2

But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)
# black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23, archived)
# here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks...
I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha!
but why so microscopic?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# oh my god, fnord!
you're STILL reading all the archives?
amazing!
and nice to see you!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# fan-
bloody-tastic! best fp for ages!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ha
true story
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You and I
Have a lot in common, Mr Stmoo.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# too fucking funny!
that is just too funny!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ..
(8)Annie im a paedo, im a paedo, im a paedo annie(8)
(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)