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[challenge entry] nyarrrr! He be missin His balls!

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(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)
# This gives me the fear.
What is it suppose to be?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster
sans meatballs
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# The whatthewhatnow?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# How did this nonsense bypass me?
I will order an immediate inquiry heads will roll - ROLL I SAY!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Try this
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# haha that makes perfect sense
"spagnostics" hahahaha
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Next you'll be telling us
that you have never heard of Pastafarianism.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# May his noodly appendages touch us
and anoint us with his delicious tomato and basil sauce.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I've never heard it called THAT before!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# heathen!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Indeed - I feel such a fail
such memeisms seem to have slipped by me.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# It's not a meme.
It's an actual religion. Atleast, it's an actual religion in the sense that it's a lot of made up silliness, which makes it the same as other religions.

It's to do with the Kansas School Boards, which wasted public money having an inquirery into whether Creationism should be taught in schools. Someone wrote a letter saying that if Creationism is to be taught in schools, then so should other made up bullshit be taught in schools, such as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

It's a bit like Richard Dawkins' tea-pot-orbitting-pluto argument. If science can't disprove the existence of God, nor can it disprove (yet) the existence of a tea pot orbitting pluto and the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so both are as valid as believing in God.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# I missed that Richard Dawkin's programme
- he's the one who challenged all the Religious Heads to prove the existance of God and they couldn't do it or something like that - and I really wanted to watch it.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I've never actually read any of his books,
but I keep meaning to.

His program on the nonsense that is holistic medicine last year was good though.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# and a great deal of fun it is
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Absence of proof is not proof of absence!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Precisely.
That's why when man finally is able to send manned spacecraft to pluto, the astronauts will be able to have a nice cup of tea.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Scientists should worry about the brewing of tea on this planet first
Like, on top of Everest or maybe at the bottom of the Atlantic. Then, when Terran tea-making skills are perfected, only then should we venture into space.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# In which case
unmanned spacecraft can be sent on ahead to replace the orbital teapot with an up to date model in preparation for the astronauts' arrival. The current teapot is merely a placeholder.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# What size of cosy is required
to defend against the near-vacuum of space?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I'm glad you said "near-vacuum"
Not many people realise that space isn't actually a vacuum.

*respects*
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)
# My brain just exploded.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:43, archived)
# It's not Richard Dawkins's teapot
It's Bertrand Russell's. While Dawkins is a great biologist, he ain't all that when it comes to philosophin'.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Global warming caused by a lack of pirates
FTW!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# our lord and saviour
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:26, archived)
# The neatness of meatless . . .
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# HE'S GOT NO BALLS!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# spaghetti bologneyes
*likes*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# at least he will be less territorial now :D
woo!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That looks like it took some work
woo you
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hehe probably originally, but not by me
following the challenge instructions to the letter, all I did was cut off His balls! I can only hope I don't suffer an eternity of stale beer and diseased strippers for such blasphemy.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Your cosmic sense of divine abstinence I can only doff my hat to
it's amazing the universe got passed the pasta hurdle
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# naked spaghetti!
*calls the daily mail*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# more cult
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Looks like he's tangled up in his own thoughts..!!
Nicely....
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)