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[challenge entry] for some, joining the Rocket Animal Squad is just a dream

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(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Haha
wonderful
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Alright, what the fuck?
How do you turn these out so quickly? I don't see how you can do this unless you make these in advance having been tipped off on what the future compo will be.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# yes, I was tipped off as to what the compo would be
even though the compo is a Font one and the animal alt one was made up after that.

This took me about half an hour to film, then 2 minutes to convert and upload, the hard part was convincing the zoo keeper to let me stick the firework up its arse
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Best reply ever
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# ROFL
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It helps knowing Jahled though eh? ;)
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# indeed
although this was clearly filmed in India, er, is it daylight there yet? maybe it was an Australian zoo, I forget where I am, I must be jet lagged.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Pfft.
Seriously, though, you are far too fucking good for a lunch-hour comedy website. Why aren't you working for Pixar or summat?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:D I love you Sir Happy of Toast :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# He employs an entire workshop of art students who he verbally and sexually abuses to do the work for him, then just wipes his cock on them and signs it.
Just like Hirst Ramsey Jesus!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Two best replies ever in one post!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# signs the picture you mean
not just his cock after amusing himself with it on his art slaves

though that in itself would be a piece of art, ultimately decadent art, but art nontheless

edit: though on reflection, he may have signed his own cock, for identification purposes
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# So he could identify the cock or just for general use in lieu of an ID card?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# indeed
for example, when at passport control

"sir, I need to see your passport"

*zip*
*schlup*
"You do not need to see my passport"
*waves around*
"I do not need to see your passport"
*schloip*
*zip*

and then merrily upon his way
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# It would make things more awkward when the Americans ask if you are a Member of any terrorist networks.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# oh that's simple, anyone who isn't an american isn't even an american and is therefore unamerican
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# An unamerican american is the worst of all americans.
Worse even than a morrocan.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# clearly terrorists
:D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:54, archived)
# oh my sweet jesus this is too woo
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# damn you for being so good at this
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# how so good,theres no seams,its so fluid
ARGGHHHH!!!!! I HOPE YOU BURN TOASTIE!!!!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# FLAPPYSLAPPY ELEPHANTLIMBS
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# That's magnificent!
Did you see the elephants on Nature's Great Events tonite?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Ha ha, fucking brilliant.
Alt-compo for the win.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# Genius
Just genius.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# You win. Everything.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# hahaha
it's gonna need afterburners to get goin':D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!
: D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# hehe good work
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# You haz skillz
*hi 5's*
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Proper grand
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 21:48, archived)