I used to marry the neighbour
then block them into a tiny 2 by 2 square room with a BBQ. Then I'd sell their ashes for $2.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00,
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..profit!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03,
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I lock them in a room full of fireplaces and sofas.
Then I get the grandad to light the fires and I let him out.
Then he uses his family as bait to catch the grim reaper, but it never works.
So he keeps trying.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:10,
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