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# I lock them in small rooms and starve them.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# That's more than they deserve
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I used to marry the neighbour
then block them into a tiny 2 by 2 square room with a BBQ. Then I'd sell their ashes for $2.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ..profit!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I lock them in a room full of fireplaces and sofas.
Then I get the grandad to light the fires and I let him out.
Then he uses his family as bait to catch the grim reaper, but it never works.
So he keeps trying.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)