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# 10,000 Posts!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# CONGRATU-MOTHER FUCKING-LATIONS
woo yay sir - what an impressive cock you have
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# AND MOTHER FUCKING JUBI-FUCKING-LATIONS
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# pixel penis is not real cock!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wobble wobble!

Congrats!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Thank you
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I don't think that's you. :(
Damn I fancy some bailey's right now. Guess what I'm doing.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Wanking over my cock?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# nope. sorry.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Making Dr K3b/-\b's special baileys throat medicine?
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# no I general take whisky for throat problems.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I bought a cracking bottle of Dallas Dhu for a mate the other day
... didn't get a nip :(
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# cross him off the mates list.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# bill baileys?
if so, i'd suggest you are masturbating with a picture of the hairy one clenched firmly in your sweaty palm
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I also need new shoes.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# you can fashion some temporary shoes
from melon riunds and blu-tac
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# mixing cement!
mouthfull of Baileys, then sip some lime juice cordial to sweeten it
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Haha!
Chicken.
Congratulations!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# congrashulashuns wobbly fella!!
Mmmm waders
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I even took the time to wet her t-shirt...
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# grats to you, the wobbliest of blokes!
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# cockgrats matey.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)