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# Almost Kitty time.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# It's always kitty time. Else I get grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# 14
sorry grunty - this has no meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# do you stroke or beat the kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I think you are supposed to juice them
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# or milk them with flaming hammers of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# One two three o'cock, four o'cock clock
five six seven o'cock, eight o'cock clock
nine ten eleven o'cock twelve o'cock clock
we're going to cock, around, the clock tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I was singing that as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# sounds fun to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Still another 4 danglywinkles to go
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
I'm going to use that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
#


: (
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# 9 letters. RETARDOUT
Susie says: "Yep, it's there. "Retardout: Like "freakout", but more retarded."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# DEAR TROUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# with absolutly no help at all from the internets
tortured
outrated
outtrade
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I lied about the no help bit
but it made me feel like a king for a brief moment.

The high was worth the low that followed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# You'd have gotten away with it too
if it wasn't for your pesky misplaced sense of morals

I almost put perky misplaced sense of morals then, which isn't the same thing at all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# we know, Griffy, we know
*pats head*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I bite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I no!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Have this unrelated pea


:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ZOINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yea and why are you so badly drawn?
Also: W.T.F.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *claps* you're very good
my best one I've ever done is zenith. Not the biggest word I've done but the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# a great word too
as is zebraic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# TUDOR EATR

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# your cock has a finger nail
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# All lesbian ones do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# You mean yours doesn't?
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Never get a hand-job from a leper.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Ahaha
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I tend to avoid lepers anyway
... or, indeed, almost anyone with a communicable disease from the bible or the middle ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# it's not racism as much as I have very little in common with them
... so what would we talk about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# You could ask them if they have any problems with dandruff
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# are you mad?
that goes against almost every social grace I would care to mention... we have to talk about the economy and what they do for a living... how's begging being hit by the recession... and so on and so on... no no no.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Don't insult them though, they're liable to give you the finger
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I got smallpox once.
That's the last time I do my foodshopping in the 1360s.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# upside down clock?
/impotence blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# "...thime is it?"
"erm... knob o'kittin...."

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# quarter past willy o'fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# willy fluff is a no-no
remember boys - try to keep your willies clean!

hello missus - how's the day been going?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Pretty bloody good, all things told.
I have been wielding a sledgehammer, and have removed best part of the bathroom wall :)

You alright? Any luck with your tweed?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)
# I'm not so bad thanks
except I've just been sent a paper to circulate for tomorrow's committee meeting.

*harumph*

never mind.

Also - 8 days to go on the tweed front. *tingles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# also also also
should you be wielding sledgehammers and things in your state? Hammering for two is allowed is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Make lots and lots of paper aeroplanes and throw them down the stairs.
Paper circulated. Job done.

(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Kitteh party teim.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I'd be cool jazz kitty on the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# you're listening to the boy from the big bad city
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)