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[challenge entry] arf

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(bitchman contains mild peril, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# with punnage like this
you are surely spoiling us
(eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Luckily his mother's name is Lucida
Lucida, Console him!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# isn't she a little short to be his mum?
there's no way he came out of there
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Did I say the lady in the pic is Lucida?
Did I?
Hmm?

And FYI, he (probably) wasn't born that size. Babbies are small and snack-sized.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:59, archived)
# you've got me there matey
and long may you savour the flavour, for I shall exact my revenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# that's what they want you to believe.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# She's here to rescue him
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# You know they start off smaller, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Cap'n Wow's world of science!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# then they biggerate at a rate of some a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *continues making notes*
Please Miss, can I clean the board rubbers for you after class?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Only if you pass the babying exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# :(
*grumbles*

*starts drawing spider-webs in the corner of his rough book*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Just do what I used to do
draw on your hands and arms
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# We'd get detention for doing stuff like that!
/Grammar School blog

Edit: that said, I did manage to embed a compass into my mate Jim's head one time.

Oh how we laughed; Well *I* laughed. He more 'bled'.

Edit Edit - that, and the incident with the Bromine.....and the incident with the fertiliser bomb on the cricket pitch, and the dustbin sack full of gas that we set light to over the quad, and the time when...... (continues til fade)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I only got told once to stop doing it, as it poisons you, I couldn't care
I got stab in the arm at school, it is a strange feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I still have a piece of paper from a rough book
it was in year seven and my best friend at the time would write each other messages. I've still got the page on which she wrote:


'when your hair falls out isn't it really satisfying when you have to pull it out of your bum?'

I hope I manage to keep it forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D
That's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# It's the best thing I've ever seen written.
I love it more than anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# christ, even clansoul was ashamed when he did this
or when mofaha did it to his image

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# *Launches Intercontinental Spanging Missle*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I want a joint? now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# call 555-FROSTY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# I only want a couple of drags on it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# so do i :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I don't know anyone who sells it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# cheers! :)
it's a bit old now
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Littering and providing drugs to minors.
Woo!

I've always loved this one.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hehe I'm glad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Oh hell yeah.
I want more Frosty please, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# erm... ok
but it requires time... and winter's almost gone without him appearing this year :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Alright then, don't, see if I care.
*strop*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# ARF!
Max spang
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)