Sausage monster

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From the How Food Is Really Made challenge. See all 213 entries (closed)

( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)

this deserves more attention
possibly from the authorities. zalgo was never this scary!

by witch i mean woo
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)

It's actually quite friendly.
You just have to feed it enough minerals for its glands that produce the sausage skins, or it gets cross.
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)

i'll do my best to love it
but the bits that have teeth may have to wait a while before i'm prepared to pet them

the more i look at it, the more it makes me think of making software
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)

this has not gotten enough favorable replies

( Pedro Ho Ho Ho Hin now with 90% more stoat!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)

:D

( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)

let's be honist
this is probably much nicer than the reality.
( ms morbo Friday is Review day (maybe), Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)

FACT:
If properly looked after, a common sausage will turn into one of those.
( Tangy - Actually quite good at cooking, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)

True, but you have to have a plentiful supply of royal sausage jelly
in order for it to develop into an egg-producing sausage queen.
( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)

I've got a mental image of Elton John in a chicken costume now.
Thanks for that.
( Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)

Ahahahahahahahaaaa!

( Bob Yuletodd Got a dA? Join #b3tards! b3tards.deviantart.com, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)