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[challenge entry] Sausage monster

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(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# this deserves more attention
possibly from the authorities. zalgo was never this scary!

by witch i mean woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's actually quite friendly.
You just have to feed it enough minerals for its glands that produce the sausage skins, or it gets cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# i'll do my best to love it
but the bits that have teeth may have to wait a while before i'm prepared to pet them

the more i look at it, the more it makes me think of making software
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# this has not gotten enough favorable replies
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# let's be honist
this is probably much nicer than the reality.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 21:57, archived)
# FACT:
If properly looked after, a common sausage will turn into one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# True, but you have to have a plentiful supply of royal sausage jelly
in order for it to develop into an egg-producing sausage queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I've got a mental image of Elton John in a chicken costume now.
Thanks for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)