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# B-Art
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# this is superb! SUPERB, I TELLS YA!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Cheers T.O.S.
Or is that Popeye?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# ahh, well waddaya know? Ugg ugg ugg ugg ugg ugg!
*squints and flexes impressive forearms*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Sir I think you should know, these growths on your foreamrs- they're giant tumors..
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# haha!
out of all the doctor moments in family guy, Peter's reaction to the prostate exam is the best
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I like this
and I liked the Homer one the other day as well. woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Always working on the next
Send suggest-yuns on the next car-ick-tur on a postcarrot?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Thank you for reminding me I have crumpets by the way!
I was pissed off I couldn't have cornflakes cos my milk was sour, then I scrolled down /board and saw your crumpet fucking!
You have saved my life.

Mmm... Crumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# :)
And remember...It's better with butter
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# wooooo! very bartistic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Cheers Floppy Ass!
he he ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# top stuff

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# great stuff sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# See you at Moes Barney!
First round's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# these are all 101% woo
now do one of hitler.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I like, to google Toto!
Seek Ale!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# You are very good indeed
Half 9, I've already been to the chocolate machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# I'm thinking strongly about that too
....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmminstrels.
Oooh, and now midget gems. Hooray for birthdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# You deserve it on a Friday
Return for that "other" bar you meant to buy!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# I've got the 50p in my pocket
but I'm going to try and resist as there's cake later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# oh you had to mention cake didn't you?
I'm starving
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# today I ate:
2 lamingtons
1 chicken sandwich
1/2 cheese sandwich
1 plate of crispy chicken and rice
1 plate of spaghetti.

I missed out on the cake at morning tea time because I was at the gym. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I left my curry at home
:O(

Bacon and egg sarnie for lunch instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I had a fantastic three curries and rice on st pats day.
would eat there again.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Where you sitting on the toilet the next day?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# it didn't affect me, quite well prepared and the food was reasonably priced (beer not so)
it was tamana's newtown.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Yes I've heard of that place. I hear its good
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# At least you got that backup
In case some bastard eats all the cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# 50 fucking P?!?!
80 fucking €cents in mine!! and we're supposed to have a stronger economy than England! how fucking unfair!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I've just eaten a whole block of Lindt chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Explains the "Barge"??
ho ho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# he also devoured a 4000 pound quadraped.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# with black bean sauce.
I had a lot of trouble with the plumbing.

'Ning kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# single flush or double?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# This explains the Barge
Its episode 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE

Well after chopping wood and gardening all day. and a few beers later, I thought why not?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I haven't :(
I'm trying to motivate myself to get some ice for my gin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# It'll only water it down. Leave the ice alone.
Are you drinking it straight? What is it - Gordon's? I also Bombay Sapphire

Edit: this was done for the Kenny Loggins Compo decades ago. Have it
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# gordons mixed with lime ice soda
I can drink it straight, but not tonight, I don't want to get pickled off my gourd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Waiting in the pub for my bus I enjoyed a shot of Black Label
I had a healthy glow for the entire journey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# my grog supply consits of warm beer,
1.5 bottles of single malt, 0.4 bottles of gordon's, 0.3 bottles of white heather.

figures are approximate and prone to reduction.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# And at the end of this evening, the figures should be vastly reduced
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# they're not going to be.
well, not while my vorticity keeps blowing up to 1e12. :(

which reminds me to do a search of the mathematical literature to see if I can find enough stuff on ice formation to do a talk about zamboni mathematics for the maths society.

edit: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL:
www.math.ru.is/papers/Luca_Q_Zamboni/

VIMOD WILL BE PLEASED
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha - that would be interesting, when you give that talk invite gronky and me to come
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# there's also free pizza. but I don't think there would be enough to
do a talk on ice re-surfacers and still be vaguely interesting.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# VIMOD WILL BE PLEASED INDEED.
Carry on with your research. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# good morning hun :)
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# hehehehe!
That reminds me of Mr Sparkle!

video.yahoo.com/watch/309884/2090982
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# these are very clever..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# i fink dats wel clevr how u do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# this is good.
you should say 'eat my shorts'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Eat my shorts!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ooooh.... nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)