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[challenge entry] Not exactly following instructions (see what I did there?)
But I see the original of this stupid poster everywhere and I am tired of it.



Quick, dirty, Paint.

From the Wrongstructions challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I can't see it, it is to small. You fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I wish to see Richard Stilgoe do this song
www.b3ta.com/board/9307594
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Not too big on my screen
so sorry?
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# sorry in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# NOW IT'S TOO BIG!
RAAAARRRRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Sweet mother of dog....why?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Because it was fun, ok?
Don't worry, the paint washed off just fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# you bastard
I took a mouth of tea just as I read that...*wanders off to get a towel to mop up tea*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I had a similar experience not long ago
Lesson : Do not listen to the Mark Steel Lecture about Karl Marx while carrying a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
WHY?
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# My eyes!
How could you! That font is just terrrible. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Bloody Hell, mate....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# *holds hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Good luck with that plan, squire...
/skin-coloured highlights blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# so what's this stuff around your balls then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# 0_0
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I know him!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Well, since it's you, that's no great shock, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9306516
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Is your screen the BFI Imax?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# The BFI one
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Bradford
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Bradford?
No no no...

The lovely 'biggest screen in the UK' one at Waterloo...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Stop that.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Birmingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Haven't the locals burnt that down yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# TRUFAX: I often go into the shop where the original of this poster was found / recovered
I always thought it was one of the most British things ever produced :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# It's all over Etsy like fleas on rats
I liked it the Britishness of it at first, but now I'm absolutely sick of it.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Please could you make this bigger, as it is too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I see that
My screen is bigger than yours. Seems to be a problem for a lot of men.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Ah.
Sorry - didn't realise it was a willy-waving contest.

Thanks for the edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Lads who lose a willy contest to me should feel bad
As I'm a lass and lack one entirely.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# That explains why you have totally misunderstood the size thing.
if you post something that you can read and everybody else complains that they can not see it usually means that you have a small monitor at a resolution better suited to a phone screen.

That image still takes up less than an inch square of my screen and looks like a postage stamp.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Oh, you!
.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Having some difficulty seeing that.
Edit: That's more like it, Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Ill wheel this one out again then shall I?!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yes indeed
I like the mental image this one gives.
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *Squints*
Still can't see it...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# riverghosty apology
Project Meatenburg will be realised this evening but Project Hair Colouration has to be initiated beforehand.
Project Meatenburg will be realised by 2000 hour at the latest.
Sorry: The soon to be blue/black follicled riverghost.
(I've had many, many gazzes)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# What's project hair colouration?
The other thing I know about, and am looking forward to the results.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# lol emo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# You're growing your hair into a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)