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# I borrowed a BMW for a week once ...
... becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy as everyone treats you like a prick when you're in one anyway
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# There's one that lives near me.
He's yet another person (like the aforementioned corsa driver) that has a garage, yet likes to use mine and my neighbours' land to park on. Presumably because he's a cunt. One of my neighbours left a note on his car saying 'you don't live here so don't park here' - the next day it was gone, but the car wasn't.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# My neighbour likes to park up AGAINST my gate
despite his parking space being directly OPPOSITE my gate. I watched the cnt leave yesterday and he USES HIS FKING PARKING SPACE TO TURN AROUND. PARK IN IT THEN YOU CNT!!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Some people really shouldn't be allowed to drive.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# When people park outside my house...
As it is a private road and entirely my property, I get somewhat annoyed when people pull up and leave their car outside my house all day.

I find a very polite notice asking them to not do it again works. But it only works if you glue it to their windscreen with LOADS of pritt stick mind.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I paid a good few thousand for my bit of outside floor
I want it back, damn it.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Indeed
I get especially annoyed with people outside my house as I pay for the fecking road to be tarmaced!

Get orf moy laaaaand!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You need a Land Rover then
If it's on yours laaaand youm juz tow 'er orf and leave 'er zumware else.

Also you don't need to brake if a BMW driver cuts you up.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)