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[challenge entry] Heave!
Pushing up daisies.

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:02, archived)
# thats
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Oh very droll
someone was saying they couldn't think of how to do this - well, using a dead gardener has to be a good way!

(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Yeah...
It was me :)
(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Well done then!
I suppose the guy off Gardener's World would have been as good - but I like the old-skool nature of using old Perc.

Besides, he was on Blue Peter which allows me a relevant woo ;) If I had a gold Woo Peter badge you could have that instead/too!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# If there was a woo of the week award
you'd get it just for that one alone...never mind the Cayote one and the trekkie one!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:12, archived)
# it
does indeed

but yours is waaaay better
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:36, archived)
# clap clap clap
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Now have Les Ferdinand come along
and vandalise it!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Bill Drummond claims it was
a roadie from Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction who rearranged the Blue Peter garden so radically...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Les has confessed
Why do you think he's never on question of sport.

And another thing, since when have roadies ever said anything vaguely truthful.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Good point!
I once bought a bag of oregano from a roadie for New Order...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)
# you muppet
what do you expect!!

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# very posh
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# very nicely done
though I was a bit scared until I saw what was causing the commotion
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)