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[challenge entry] Helpful little soul


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(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)
# is he qualified to do that?
*calls the HSE and the FBU*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Did you see Panorama last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Fucking dreadful telly...
I can't stand that Oliver whatsisface anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I didn't think it was that bad,
although he is a twatnugget.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# It was hardly an investigation though
That poor HSE woman was given about 40 seconds in the whole programme.

AT least they made the point that a lot of the ridiculousness has come about because of the ambulance chasers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah,
but she still managed to really piss me off in those 40 seconds :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# pffft...
Unfortunately they are another example of a body that the public hates whatever they do. Just like the police and social services.

If they implement directives, everyone says they don't need them. When they don't people sue the arses offother people saying they didn't have the right information
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Oh don't get me wrong,
I have no issue with their existence, but I do genuinely feel they concentrate on completely the wrong things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# no - I missed it
was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I thought it was ok.
Quite interesting to see the difference between the EU directives we have to follow, and how the HSE actually enforce them here. For example, the EU Directive on scaffolding and structures of the like was 3 pages long. The one out HSE released was 27 pages long. Fucking eejits!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# 'sushi, where you asking about the Louis Theroux docu' yesterday, or was that someone else?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# That was me,
quelle problem mon ami?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Well, if you've not seen it yet, I managed to watch it in the end; it's worth watching, but it is a bit disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Aye,
I have always enjoyed his documentarys so I reckon I will watch it soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# compo it!
That's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# elephants should be trained for this very purpose!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# they can't be
they're allergic to ladders
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# well we'll just have to tie lots of helium-filled balloons to them. Do I have to think of everything?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# won't the balloons burst
at high temperatures?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# not to mention
the smoke damage to the elephants, we'll never be able to sell them on
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ....how did they get the fanty up the ladder?
they set lose a mouse *badabim*

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha
The water supply might be a bit limited though.

Gah, why are so many people that use paypal a bunch of petty thieves. I bought some car parts a couple of weeks ago, they came, they were badly made so I sent them back. The manufacturer confirmed they received them yesterday, but have had to "restart their paypal account" so they can't pay me back yet... What a crock of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)