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# Sarajevo 1984: Torvill and Dean capture the hearts of the nation


Previously on parka-batman
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)
# perfect timing
i was just getting grumpy, that's perked me up.

[edit] i've just read back the old ones and must aplogise if i'm making too many smutty replies to dutchbird!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# i apologise in advance
for any smutty replies that may follow...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# eh?
why you apologising to me? I'm not exactly a smut-free zone myself!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# well, i don't want to appear a dirty old man
i may well be one, but i'd hate to appear that way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Worry ye not.
I wouldn't have you any other way.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:17, archived)
# *hangs up flasher mac*
jolly good, come over here little girl, would you like a werther's original?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Flasher parka
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
mais sacre bleu! wadda mistekka to mekka! and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# I'd rather have a sherbert dip
(am I over compensmutting?)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:33, archived)
# you can have whatever you like
i've got sherbert dips, arctic rolls, rocket lollies, hard candies, mini milks and plenty of chocolate sauce...

[edit] fuck it, that didn't work, i'll have to restart the smut engines. i'll just give the crank a good hard tug
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you might
need to give your cogs a good oiling.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)
# can you hold my tools for me while i empty my sack?
i'm sure i've got some grease down the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Threadjack
Why the hell is Menub eating lemons? I can't be arsed spazzing for it as there's far too many occurences of the word "lemon" on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# for fun
I said I would if people got their cheap pocket PCs, but as it doesn't look like that's happening.. I might as well still do it. 7 is a small number, it'll be easy.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# there can't be much else to do in ipswich
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# why did i ever move here
oh well, got to make the best of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# I had a strange feeling
that it was PocketPC related.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# i wish i had a pocket PC
anyone know where i can get one cheap?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# buy some lemons
it'll be great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Miserable bastard
fancy a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# c'mon then
put your dukes up!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)
# ok
*puts on multiple pairs of glasses*
Go on then, hit me...
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i'd never hit someone in glasses
i make sure i take them off and put them somewhere safe first, have you any idea how much they cost!?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)
# he he!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)
# I've been saving this up
but that deserves it:

Now I need to make more, I have no unseen wooyays...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I love that
one!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)
# That's a
fine snapshot - just shows the style of the 80s! heh
Nice work!
(hotrodzombie, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)
# miniboymat
have you seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Top
banana
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:07, archived)
# "can" discover?
or "already has"?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# All I need to do
is open the spam I received...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Ah
spam...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Possibly the funniest series ever...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Runny
nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry, all out of coke...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)