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[challenge entry] quick, nasty and shit...i apologise :(


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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# But what if the Hokey Cokey isn't what it's all about?
what then?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Alfie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Italian Job!
wut?

EDIT: sorry... being dim...

Everybody knows that no means yes
just like glasses come free on the NHS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# would you like a cup'o'tea father?
No.
Gwan.
No.

Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.Gwan.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# it is though
don't worry pet (administers Denise from This morning grimace)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# What is occurring with that chap's hair?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# that's not his hair
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# It's a space station?
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# It's a huge tumour made out of bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Man does not live by bread alone
Especially if that bread is slowly eating his brain
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *looks at her sandwich in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Is it a nice sandwich?
The filling is key to the bread being a tasty treat or an unseen threat
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Jam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It should be ok then
Unless it's plum jam
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Berry things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Generic jam?
or fruit-specific?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I fear my sammich today
every element of it is past it's best.

I may resort to crisps and Mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I've just gone and got mini cheddars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# It's Shatner's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Bassoon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Joss Akland's Spunky backpack?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Don't forget your Clarkey-Cat..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Use your cheese-box and say no
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# i think he's suffering from
wrestler's kwif
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# that's not his hair
he's being attacked by Dougal from the magic roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# "Quick, Nasty and Shit"
is the only law firm I use regularly.

And it's also my favourite Jimmy Cliff song.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# damn
you've got me singing along now....:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:19, archived)