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# ....and THAT was my 7000th post :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:58, archived)
# Double woo
I've plenty to spare
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 1:59, archived)
# ... but i wanted it to be special
**sulks**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You can still get 'em out if you want to.
It's just drunks, Aussies and American children here at this time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Tsch!
I am only one of those things. I will send you a deadgehog for figuring out which.

NB: This may or may not be a trick question.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Aussie.
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Haha!
Smooth.
You win this round!
*notices clock... 2.15am*
Bollocks...
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Another drunk Aussie in this country!
Hey, stop stealing my flaky ex-girfriends' bar jobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:18, archived)
# If I was an Aussie...
... could I do this?

*stands on head and becomes incredibly dizzy*
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Ah.
You've seen Woody Allen's 'Sleeper'.

Which means you may not be an Aussie after all, merely a media student of some kind who pretends to be 'studying film'.

(They don't call me Sherlock for nuttin')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Then tell me what they DON'T call you
aha!

*licks finger*

I haven't actually seen that... but based on this I think I'm Woody Allen. I take it I'm missing out?
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
# OK, what they don't call me is 'Sherlock'.
Out of all his films, it's the one that best balances 'funny' and 'good', in my opinion.

I'd recommend it unreservedly. It's a great place to start.

eg: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfrShu_Lp2A&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Well, I'm aversed with the Woody
*snorts*

but I just haven't seen it about.
I think I started with Manhattan and Everything you wanted to know...

I'll look it up.

Many spanks.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Manhattan has one of the great funny lines.
(Woody in art gallery, sees sexy, gothy girl, gets talking)

WOODY: What're you doing Saturday night?

SEXY GOTHY GIRL: Committing suicide.

WOODY: How about Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Genuinely fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Now kindly explain what the word 'aversed' means.
If you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:58, archived)
# As in "well-versed"
To be familiar with.
Unless...
Ah.
A trick question for the Aussie, eh?
Well, I'll let the whole of Manchester know about you and yer schemes!

Yes, it was a typo. Sue me. Please. I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# For a shilling
Anything else will require a tip.
(I helped save b3ta! thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:03, archived)
# Thruppence and not a farthing more
It it I who requires a tip FNAAAAR
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:12, archived)
# mark e smith managed to miss that rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 May 2009, 3:40, archived)
# Bleat your own sister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 12 May 2009, 4:14, archived)