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# That takes me back to my youth
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It takes me back to my 8.00 this morning.
Not that I sit in a bush of it, like. That'd be a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# ...you smoke at 8.00?
whut? and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Because I felt like it. Why does anyone do anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# because of the remote control units
embedded in our skulls as infants.

*zzt*

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Do you have a job Wowie?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *ducks and covers*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Is there room in that bunker for me as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
there's always room for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
if you wear a rubber
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# You won't say that when you meet me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *fatty hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# *Swans and Blankets*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *guinea fowl and quilts*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# *eiders and eiderdowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# *tits and muff*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Yes.
I work about 50 hours a week, depending.

I'd love to know what your point is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *isn't let down*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# 300 years ago, you'd have been front row for the beheadings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I often smoke int mornins
and im on the dole

WHAT OF IT???
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Rik'em-Rak'em-Rok'em-Rax
Take his head off with your axe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# if i worked 50 hours a week
i'd smoke fuckloads
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I think Mary Whitehouse might have a problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# she can get her own weed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Just because if you smoke at eight in the morning
it fucked up my working spirit, during my life between 15 till 24 I smoked complete fields of the stuff. It's ace, but also very demotivating.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Well you're obviously just not as good as handling it as I am, then.
sucks to be you.


Moving on... I'm going for a cigarette. Try and keep yourself calm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Meh, don't be such a meanie miss Period.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Don't be so patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I'm not
I was just wondering, and much to tired today to seek conflict with such a lovely lady filled with doom and drugged up rage ;).

Hugs and kisses
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Alright then, *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hello schweetums
just popped in to see what the craic is.

How's yer craic? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Ouchy, I lifted heavy things
and I've sprained it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# That's not good.
No chivalrous large men to help you out there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Aye, but I've still managed it....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# No, I believe she asked you *not* to be patronising.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# i read that as
piss period...mah!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Haha
morning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Sup mah nizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Blee, I'm ouchie and hungry. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Not too shabby
Finally getting rid of this awful tiredness that's been haunting me for over a week now. Couldn't get myself to do anything creative or work related. It's not completely gone, but I've seen much improvement these last two days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ten years ago i never went to work without hitting the bong in the morning.
one day (in 2 1/2 years) i wasn't stoned when i got to work.
my workmates asked me if i was alright... :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# haha
my first period with my current girlfriend I was an intern at a major publisher. Went out clubbing & smoking till 6 a clock, came home at 7. Got up at 8 and got in the office at 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# :D
When I was a teenage tearaway me and some friends were exploring some bomb craters on the south downs, one of them we came to was a pain in the arse to get into, but at the centre of it there were about 10 canabis plants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# german weedbombs?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# They were british bombs actually
If I remember history lessons the british bombers used to drop any remaining munitions on the south downs before they landed.

Using google maps makes them so much easier to spot than walking miles through fields :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# :D nicely found, sir.
I've only ever found money and porn, really....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# My friends had a field day
I've never smoked it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# found a small bag of weed
in my tent at Glastonbury, which must have been in there from the previous summer :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Drugs at a music festival!
I'm outraged :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# I know
I handed them straight over to the nearest police officer and demanded he arrest me
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# small things that can make your day :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# you looked like gordon brown when you were younger?
wow. :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# winning comment of the day
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
#

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 12 May 2009, 10:43, archived)