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# Life's what you make it.
Some people go to a music festival and see a bunch of bloody hippies, off their heads on drugs. Some people go to the same music festival and see cool groovers having a great time.

Meat/murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# some people don't go to music festivals
and go to the garden centre instead
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# R
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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *races*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *is racy*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *erases *
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Don't you repress me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:23, archived)
# *re presses*
*re releases at a given point in recorded history*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *analyses for pertinent information and scandal*
Cor! Look at this!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ZOMFG!
what the cocks is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I've made the transition myself
and I live to tell the tale.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:13, archived)
# indeed
I appear to be making a phased transition from one to the other ... I FUCKING ROCK at either of them though...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# try having a music festival
in the middle of a city, then explain to the garden centre types why there are a load of hippies/groovers (depending on perspective) standing on the common outside their backgarden.
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# which is my job btw
www.strawberry-fair.org.uk
not normally one to plug but the conversation has drifted this way
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
# OH MY GOD SPAM!
... looks good.

I'm not sure what I'm going to do for Festivals this year - not going to be in the country while Glaso is on and my mate that I was going to go to the Dublin Electronic Arts Festival with is going to be a dad for the first time like 2 weeks before it's on... so he's not likely to want to make his ears bleed from techno

is b3ta big in Dublin? Any dirty dubbers on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# thats a bum
the ireland festi is good Ive been told
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I was at DEAF last October and saw some of the best live music I've seen in ages
and, semi ironically given the name, I'm only just getting rid of the tinnitus.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# lol, got a similar problem from bloc a couple of months back, that went wierd
Dour is good if you fancy going abroad and dont mind a complete lack of facilities or signs in english
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I'm supposed to be going to something in Malasia
but I'm slightly worried that a) it's a world music festival and b) it'll turn out to be a full moon party or something like that.

tbh - I think I'm going to try and get to DEAF anyway - even if I only go for one night and end up trudging the streets of Dublin until I can get a flight back in the morning... if it's anything like last year it'd be worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:31, archived)
# curiously i have a nightmare
wherein I am in a plane that is crashing and have to parashute out, only to land in the midst of a never ending full moon party, surrounded by grinning dayglo trustafarians all spacked on acid and stomping dustily away to incredibly monontonous psytrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:40, archived)
# *shudders*
it's a mate of mine who lives out there... she's got a good taste in music, but it does extent to some dreadful 'world' stuff and I'm worried that I'm going to have to spend days surrounded by faux new age travellers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# noooo not another loss to the darkside
but this have given me ideas for shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hey man
Just get some good acid and take your trip at home*


*May contain risk of psychosis, long-term brain damage and schitzophrenia**.

**But in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
# when I do finally drop acid
it will be in a field somewhere... then I'll have to spend ages looking on the ground trying to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# ooh, that looks fun
i may even have an excuse to be in cambridge around that time. i'll do my best to turn up and wee on something
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:32, archived)
# wee on me
yeh come its ace
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Don't bother explaining.
Simply extort cash from them using threats of violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# who?
the police or the hippies?

*no wait you meant the garden centre hoes (ahem)
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *loves garden centres*
*also loves music festivals*

*is mightily confused*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# *does the wavy dream-sequence thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# sell flowers at a festival
or dance in a garden centre... or ... run around in circles in your garden!

WeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:39, archived)
# All splendid ideas.
*fetches clogs and heads off to Wyevale*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:45, archived)
# don't forget to put clothes on too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Oh.
How conservative :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# *dredges moat*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hmm
dont I know it
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:12, archived)