she could wring excess water from my freshly washed clothes
err, I mean, I would very much like to have sex with her.
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:35,
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She could do my ironing any day of the week!
no, really, she can; I'm crap at ironing.
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:41,
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"Hi, my name is theoriginalsteve, I'm 28, I'm a bigamist, and I'm looking for that very special second lady"
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Mon 18 May 2009, 9:45,
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