Porn appears
The keyboard is full of a sticky substance
'what would you like to do?'
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:06,
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Look in inventory
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:09,
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>You have
1) A Jizz Rag
2) 3 Jazz mags
3) Some pocket lint
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:10,
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and the thing your aunt gave you
but you don't know what it is
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:14,
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YES
:D
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16,
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YOU may not know what it is but SHE does.
Oh yes. Oh my yes.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:16,
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"inventory"
you have one pocket
1/2 a cheese sandwich
a small mouse
a key shaped like a fish
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 20 May 2009, 23:11,
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