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# Thank you.
You obviously are as good as you tell yourself.
Are you going to London for the bash?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:56, archived)
# That's the spirit.
Well done.


I think my anti-b4sh!1 views are well documented around about here.
That's not my thing.
I've maintained my popularity on here, in spite of refusing to b4sh or bow to other users.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 1:57, archived)
# That's a shame.
I'd very much like to meet a few members and allay some myths.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I'm sure you'll meet a few members.
What myths are you looking to put to bed?
I would probably be able to help out, without attending.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:03, archived)
# I'm only concerned with the myth
that many of you will have the stones to look a man in the eye and say little more than 'please don't hurt me'.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Are you going to fill the internet in for calling you names on previous occasions?
That'd be some very serious action, right there.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# nah. Just invite
some clarification from those who might feel there has been some misunderstanding.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# What happens if you get there and some female housewhale puts you on your back?
There's been punches thrown at other b4shes. So it happens.
:(


Poor Sexface.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# I'm not having sex with any of the b3ta whales
so I'll be staying on my feet.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:10, archived)
# Let's be honest here.
Nobody's having sex. There's already enough ugly children without inbreeding in the mouth-breathing community.
By " puts you on your back" I of course, and I really am saddened to see you couldn't pick up on this first time round, meant what if somebody punches YOU?
:(

Poor Sexface.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)
# if somebody punches me?
I'm fucking counting on it.
I'm not your average internet geek.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# You're a geek?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Who's going to punch you?
No offence but I have no idea who you are, are you unpopular with the internet?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:14, archived)
# pasanonic likes punching
he's all punch this, punch that, punch you, punch me. he can't get enough
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I hope he doesn't beat his girlfriend.
Or internet girlfriend, if he's THAT geeky.

I recently managed to upset internet lovers last week with some fantastic remarks on another site not that far from here.
I really was on top form, and at the same time incredibly correct.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
# HAHAH
YOU ARE THE INTERNET !!!!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# In many ways, my work at improving b3ta over the years has enabled me to cope with the LOL and the ZANYLOL.
I must thank b3ta for making me a better, more caring leader.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# I support the toon
but you ain't no Shearer, more of a Owen. On that note night b3ta x x
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# You won't have left, you're bound to have waitied to see what I reply with.
You can take this to bed with you.


Well done JMG.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
# We wouldnt expect any less from you, our champion.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Last Thursday I threw a spanner at a portly gentleman.
Another success.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I thought you didnt attend bashes?
ho-HO!
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# OHH B4SH CULTURE!
Why must you bounce back to b3ta like a rhino with an overactive flickr account?
Nobody outside wants to see your b4sh photos.

Especially JMG and other popular users.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# When I grow up, can I be a popular B3ta user too?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Of course you can!
We all can. I'm incredibly awesome, but underneath I am but just flesh and bone.
Just like the rest of b3ta.

But in most cases, with less flesh.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I was going to follow the example of another b3tan and treat it like a prison.
Just walk up to the biggest guy here and punch him, just to establish myself as a tough guy.

But instead of punching him letting him know I've put him on ignore.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:30, archived)
# *Firm handshakes*
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:31, archived)
# why does this happen with the posts going all over to the right and stuff?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# make me a slice of jam toast will ya JMG
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I'm not the hired help.
More the hero.
It's only a matter of time before my life story is put to the powerbrokers in Hollywood.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:33, archived)
# what are your special hero powers?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I'm correct.
Around.. 99.9% of the time.

I'm also incredibly down to earth, too.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:41, archived)
# that will suffice,but i still want my jam toasty
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:55, archived)
# I look forward to meeting you then.
I rather think you will be the one whimpering like a girl.
(, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# don't forget to print out your ignore list
so you can remember who to blank

"and you are..?
let's see..
ah yes, here you are.
RIGHT, NOT LISTENING TO YOU NOW"
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# in the real world he punches people he doesn't like until they aren't there anymore
solve problems by punching, it's the only way to settle things like a MANLY MAN LET'S HAVE A STEAK
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I enjoy the internet people most when they get very SERIOUS.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:26, archived)
# I think he just shows them his gun and they leave
then he drinks a lot and talks about boats and the war.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:37, archived)
# JMG really is THAT big
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm pop culture.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:07, archived)
# lol popularity
poor sod. teh intrenets luvs youn
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I'm sorry I'm incredibly popular without trying too hard to fit in.
On your internet.

Are you of b4sh?!/1!! stock yourself?
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# no
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# That's the best way to have it.
I'm b3ta's champion.
I'm spot on.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:09, archived)
# haha
ok
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:12, archived)