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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

This has made me feel ill :(

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

hehe :D
sorry
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Don't get me wrong, it's very well done
But bleurgh
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

hahah, that is utterly gruesome, yet brilliant!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

cheers

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

Aaaaaaargharghargharrrrrrrrgh
This makes me wince!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

haha bloody

( Shada TANGLE BUDDIES!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I laughed much more than I should

( Maximinimus: part of the Sussex mahssive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

extreme gym is no laughing matter.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

D:
holy crap!

'clicks'
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

thanks
she didn't die for nothing.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Gracious!
MFWin for you!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

*actual reality cringe*

( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Holy jesus jehosophat!
harsh!

Also: Hello You!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

hello!
sorry i didn't see you for very long, I went to get a beer and came back from the bar and couldn't find you anymore.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

that'll been my cloak of invisibility*
*passed out under a table in a puddle of beer more like...

next time, sir - next time.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

yes, next time it shall be

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

hahaha :D
Nicely done sir :)
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

cheers earl

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

It was nice to meet you, sorry we didn't really chat

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

I was very stoned.
This prevented me from approaching many people for chat.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

So was I, the same happened to me

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

I found the experience pleasant nonetheless.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

and so did I :)

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

That's gotta hurt!
Woo!

EDIT: FP coming soon to a b3ta near you!
(Poison-System-X, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I was right! FP time!
:D
(Poison-System-X, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

I thought about doing something similar
this is brilliant

*click*
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

ta freebs

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

OUCH!
In other news I didn't even fucking see you on Saturday :¬(
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

I didn't know you were there!
Where were you hiding?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

You were the one hiding!
I nearly missed you
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I was lost for some time.
I got a train to my hotel, one stop away. My error was in getting on the train for the wrong direction, then waited an age. I finally got to the correct stop, which turned out to be a fair distance from my hotel. After wandering, a taxi took me there. I decided that since the taxi had cost a fiver, I'd make my way to the station on foot. Apparently this is not a good idea when slightly tipsy and mostly stoned.

I arrived back in Earl's Court approximately 4 hours later than I was expecting to. :(
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hang about
Were you that sexy cunt in shorts?
www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3582273314/in/set-72157618969976445/
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Indeed I was

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

Fuck - I didn't recognise you from various posts on here
You have more beard now.
It's probably just as well I didn't speak as I was drinking from 5-pint jugs!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

heh, that explains why you thought I was a sexy cunt then.
which one were you? did we cross paths at any stage, with you ignoring me because you didn't think I was me?
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Nah, I remember seeing you and thinking, 'No idea, but would' and that was about it.
I was mainly talking to Nibuses, emvee and Dixon.
I left about 9.30 though as I live a fair way from there.
Going to try to make the Derby bash in Oct - it always looks good.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Why does no-one look like you expect them to?!
I honestly only realised that Earl Otterby was there when I got back home and someone pointed him out, I'd presumed he was Mrs Trellis' husband.

You've got to admit they do kind of make a good couple
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I've heard tell, but don't know if it's true
of people off the internet using photos of themselves from when they were much younger and thinner.
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

wow!
this is super-mega-bitchin :)
( Hol[]y - bumnipplebumnipplebumnipple, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

thangew

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Hahaha brilliant as always mr person

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

thanks mr otherperson

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Ouchy but woo!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

cheers JS

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

Extremities!!
Noonage all.
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

fucking superb, Sir!
Fucking superb.


( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

hi cockalorum

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

cheers waspy

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahaha
nicely done
(Zoidaroid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

ta

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

christ alive thats vile, and awesome
*clickage*
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

cheers lad

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

nice

(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

thankoo

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

this is awfully good
hello sir, it was good to see you on Sat
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

cheers
yes, it was very nice to meet you and Mrs Nibus. I was suddenly very drunk at the end though, so I do apologise if I began making little sense.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

THAT
is first class my friend
*clicks*
( Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

thanks :)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

Hahaha
I bet she's never done the splits like that before!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)

pffft!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

now see...
...this is interesting...(WIN!)
( atomic A-bomb a nation, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

thanks

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

class.

( - D - Onion-head-carrot-fingers, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

cheers - D -

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

fantastic! :D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

ta toastie

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

this is fantastic win
and fucking sick you sick person *clicks
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

:D glad it's so well liked, I'm worried about you lot.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

it's ok i suppose.
do I get a reply from mrbroom aswell?
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

shh
I'm just being polite and didn't expect such a response... I don't like to ignore people being nice.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

you're so sweet
I think that's to be respected, some people wouldn't agree but they're idiots.
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

ok
that has made me shudder and wince - absolutely horrid

But brilliant and clickworthy *click*
( Ogwen69 has been ignoring X-Factor since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

fantastic!
( mozza http://indmill.com, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

You're not a psychopath are you?
Nice, although just a bit disturbing.

It's the squirt of blood at the end that makes me want to curl up, away from anything sharp.
(csc2ya is having intercourse with a plug socket since, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

blimey
thats horrible ...BUT BRILLIANT!
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)