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# Hahahhahaha!
bloody hell.. the BBC are filming in my office... Grrrr.. I can't get to the toilets now without ending up on camera
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Goatse on screen
DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahaha! I'd rather not get sacked AND make an idiot of myself on screen.
I did just turn around to see what is going on, and the cameraman has moved, so there is probably a nice shot of me int eh background craning around to see what is going on. Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# go
then come back with a comedy wet patch down the front of your trousers
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is it "Panorama: Office Toilet Wars" they're filming?
Channel 4 filmed me the other day, pretending to know what I was talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^both of the above and poor red ink on your head.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stand slightly off camera
and send a beautiful arc of piss across screen
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah! christ... they gonna film the whole office by the looks of things...
I'm gonna hve to close b3ta, or I'll be giggling like a loon...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pull up one of waspy's bbc news pages
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# they cant see my screen.... just me.
and I haven't given permission for them to do so.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# this one
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/17526/1238076126/godnews.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
not seen too many of these lately, get to work!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah, they've fallen by the wayside
a bit too time consuming these days
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahahhah! that's great :D
they've gone now. They couldn't see my screen, anyway... If they use any of the general shot they just took, I damn well be in it. The sods.
Also, I'm the only one in tis part of the office wearing a jumper, as I'm right under the aircon, so it will look even more wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You fucking weird jumper-wearer!
Seek help.
What's it for and when's it on?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# BBC News... Just some random interview about the state of the housing market or something
no idea when it's on, most likely a few times on bbc24
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# get your cock out, draw some eyes next to the base then run around going
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'M AN ELEPHANT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# In the background
tell some shit jokes and mug up to the camera and you'll get your own BBC3 sketch show
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Now maybe your only chance to appear on film
NAKED!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)