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# The social life of a Polar bear
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
superb!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Ahahaha, that's wonderful.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# haha! great!
if only you could make gifs skip a couple of frames the second time around
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Haha, this is brill
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahaha what's scapmi fries?
the shag on the pisser is class. pure class.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Manna from heaven
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# :S i don't like the idea of lobster crisps.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# scampi!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# it's some type of marine crustacean. disgusting.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# ha
they've never seen the ocean

they are nice though. Well initially anyway. They are like the fishy version of Pork Scratchings
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# In fact this has just reminded me too check this out
BOMBAY DUCK IS AVAILABLE AGAIN!

www.bombay-duck.co.uk/
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Eh?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# it got banned for yeras
have you never eaten it?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *bokes*
I love scampi fries
I love pork sctrachings

but the idea of scampi flavoured pork scratchings...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# have you never tried both together?
nor me!

Tesco are now selling decent Pork Scratchings
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I concur.
Best of all the pub snacks.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# the best of all the pub snacks are free deepfried barfood.
FACT
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# what like cheese sandwiches and peanuts?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# no, like spring rolls, potato wegdes, bits of pizza, wontons...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# The sarnies in my pub are something to be experienced...
No one will ever forget the horror of the Egg and Onion sandwich, or the Mayonnaise sandwiches.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahah :D
oh beverley, what would your mother think?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahhahaha!
bloody hell.. the BBC are filming in my office... Grrrr.. I can't get to the toilets now without ending up on camera
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Goatse on screen
DO IT
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahaha! I'd rather not get sacked AND make an idiot of myself on screen.
I did just turn around to see what is going on, and the cameraman has moved, so there is probably a nice shot of me int eh background craning around to see what is going on. Fucksocks.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# go
then come back with a comedy wet patch down the front of your trousers
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is it "Panorama: Office Toilet Wars" they're filming?
Channel 4 filmed me the other day, pretending to know what I was talking about
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# ^both of the above and poor red ink on your head.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stand slightly off camera
and send a beautiful arc of piss across screen
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# hahahah! christ... they gonna film the whole office by the looks of things...
I'm gonna hve to close b3ta, or I'll be giggling like a loon...
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pull up one of waspy's bbc news pages
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# they cant see my screen.... just me.
and I haven't given permission for them to do so.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# this one
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
not seen too many of these lately, get to work!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah, they've fallen by the wayside
a bit too time consuming these days
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# hahahahahhah! that's great :D
they've gone now. They couldn't see my screen, anyway... If they use any of the general shot they just took, I damn well be in it. The sods.
Also, I'm the only one in tis part of the office wearing a jumper, as I'm right under the aircon, so it will look even more wierd.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# You fucking weird jumper-wearer!
Seek help.
What's it for and when's it on?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# BBC News... Just some random interview about the state of the housing market or something
no idea when it's on, most likely a few times on bbc24
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# get your cock out, draw some eyes next to the base then run around going
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I'M AN ELEPHANT!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# In the background
tell some shit jokes and mug up to the camera and you'll get your own BBC3 sketch show
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Now maybe your only chance to appear on film
NAKED!!!!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ace!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid, and rather aptly i've just upped Jahled's bash pic's to the b3ta group
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Hooray!
Mr Horrible and I are hat brothers!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hat botherers?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# wanna get head get a hat
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# lies. /rather expensive hat owners blog.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Crap comedians, though:

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Pfffffffft
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# thats so magical
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# 1. Brilliant
2. Excellent
3.
4. Profit!

The additiona of Irn-Bru as the hangover cure perfects this.

(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I knew those so-called nature documentaries were all lies!
woot
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# wonderful
in every way
cheers!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
# pissed bears you say
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Who's that on the ipod?
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# that's you that is
remember to shut your curtains in future
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# heheh
*flashdances*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Looks like Mr Motivator
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Hahaha
Fanstastic!


*clickies*
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
Brilliant!
12.32am FTW!
:D
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# hahaha
lovin'it
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# haha!
Ace!
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)