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# Fish Finger Sandwich (Extra Hungry version)
Take one toasted pitta bread, open down one side, quarter fill with grated strong cheddar and chopped white onions.
Add a minimum of 5 cooked fish fingers, top with more cheese and onion, plus a big dollop of mayo, and some chopped gherkin.

Best. Fucking. Sandwich. In The World.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Grunty
I have this idea now that your place is a cross between the Tardis and a Fortnum and Mason's deluxe hamper
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# *LOL*
You're not too far wrong, there.
Just ask Jessie or the Prof KM, they've seen the true terror of the flat.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# One day I'm going to turn up on your doorstep and be a baby bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *debates what dinner to make for the Cap'n*
Lamb Shanks, or the Sezchuan Pork Hot Pot....? *hmmmmm*

*opens another bottle of wine*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# that's not how you feed baby birds
she's expecting you to vomit in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oh dear, I'm not sure I want to do that.
and I'm damn sure she wouldn't want me to.

eeewwwww.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I really don't....
Love you as I might (and I do), vomit play has never been my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Have no fear, my lovely, I have no intention doing such a thing.
*adjusts cravat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Then your roleplaying of a baby bird will be less than convincing.
I thought you would have approached this all with a bit more gusto
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *adds Gusto to the shopping list*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# You are such a fucking nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *cuddles*
It's ok, pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I recently found out that my grandma on my mothers side was jewish
I don't think I'd be allowed in the club
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# LAMBY!
Ooooh I love lamby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Lamb shanks it is, then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# O_O
That. Sounds. Fucking. Lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ma'am, I would swear on the good book*, that is possibly the best sandwich in the world
*this one, obviously: www.amazon.co.uk/Clatter-Forks-Spoons-Honest-Happy/dp/0007248903
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oh God
there's a pic of Beef Wellington in that book!

I may actually implode in a fit of ecstasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# That's a fine book, that is.
Well worth your time.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I too am an aficionado of the FFS
not sure about he onion though, but my perfect ffs...

thick soft white bread (e.g. hovis)

a little butter/decent spread
4 fried or grilled ff
little gem lettuce
mayo to taste
anchovies

nyom

edit: I forgot the cheese! cheddar or gruyere!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# OH FFS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# do you have ff in Oz
or are they called fishsticks there?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# They're fish fingers
We also have fish cakes and sea shantys
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# fish cakes - good
sea shantys? hmm can you eat them on toast?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I suppose it's possible
they're salmon with peas and corn in them
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# ooh sound nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# You filthy bitch :)
That sounds AMAZING!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# If you slap me again, I'll read it out in a huskier voice....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# haha
Slower... MIME!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)