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[challenge entry] A week of Shatner. Ace!

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(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# AFINKAKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
your doing it wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha
I may change my name to fannyKHAAAAAANock for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Word up, home girl.
Good beers last night. Apparently I managed to get a word in edgeways at one point.

Then I got mugged. Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# did you all have a nice wee roman orgy
... are there pics?

how were the low tables?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# We did - it was ace. A huge amount of nekkidness and squishery. Pics were indeed taken - close-up ones at that.
Yours for a £10 monthly subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# It was a very nice pub.
The toilets had clear tops so you could see inside of them (I like a nice mechanism view), and they put a raspberry in my gin. HEALTH.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# what?
the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# he didn't really get mugged
(did he?)

Vagabond has the imposing presence of 10 normal men and a couple of drunk women
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Yes I bloody did.
Ironically, they only got my phone, so I walked away with my camera, iPod (Creative), and my wallet, so weirdly enough, I kind of feel like I won.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# CUNTS!!
sorry to have doubted your sincerity.

Are you likely to get a replacement phone easily enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I don't know - that's what I've got to find out.
It involves, like - phoning the company and stuff.

Plod just sent me on my way this morning (unsurprisingly).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I hear they give you a free investigation when you collect 10 muggings
Glad you didn't get hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# TELL ME THE HAT IS SAFE
That is arse, but hurrah for crap muggers :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# The hat is indeed safe hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# did you memorise the bastard's faces
so you can track them down and torture them slowly to death?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What a bunch of cunting bastards!
I'll lend you my flickknife for future mini-bash protection.
Glad they didn't clean you out, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hello, vagadude
Oh my goodness! Are you alright?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# WTF?
Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah - see above. To be fair it was the most rubbish mugging in all of Christendom
And massively aided by the shandy I'd had earlier in the afternoon.

If anything it was more like they were trying to help relieve me of my cumbersome workload.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# then how will we know who you are
and what you believe it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Sorry
getting my shouty sci-fi dudes mixed up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# well - I'm afraid that I can't give you any better than a C+
in your A Level sci-fi character identification and impersonation. I'm afraid that that's not going to be good enough to get you onto the course you wanted to do at Cambridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# this might not win any awards but
life is not about winning
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# It's about claiming expenses!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Good point
must remember to claim my expenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# and Fish Finger Sandwiches!
Gruntfuttock - you will be in serious trouble if I haven't got any fish fingers in the freezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# I haven't had fish fingers for about 10 years :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# EVERYBODY STOP!
what?

really?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *stops*
Have you been invited to Grunty's without me?

*shocks*


*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *soothes*
*fondles*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# nope
that's not doing it...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# how about now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# *massages shoulders with a mink glove*
That sounds horribly like a euphemism....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# down a bit
I've got a right pain in my back - been there a couple of weeks
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# *fetches the ball peen hammer*
This may sting a little....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Certainly not!
*hastily writes out another invitation*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# what's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Yep really.
I may have to get some when I move out in 2 weeks
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i had them last night
but let's not go into that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# ff and mashed potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# mmmmmm
with mushy peas and a mug of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# cor YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# with soft white bread
thickly buttered and cut into triangles. it HAS to be white bread, brown just doesn't have that wonderfully gooey texture when the butter melts with fish finger heat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Oh dear gods I now need - medically need -
Fish finger sandwiches.

With ketchup.

On white bread.

And a can of coke.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# NOT WITH KETCHUP!
salsa or a nice sweet chilli sauce maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Shut up you gay!
Salsa?! Sweet chilli sauce?!

Fish fingers, butter, white bread, ketchup.

This is scientifically proved to be it.

You and your inane, unholy ramblings!

Salsa indeed - no wonder the country's in the state it's in.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# hmmm
brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# No, no, no, no, NO.
This is not a point for debate - this is serious scientific study, and involves mathematics and everything.

NOT brown sauce - KETCHUP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# *stands aghast*
I.I.I.I....'ve been doing it wrong?

I've been such a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I think we need to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/9494177
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ^this
brown is not an option
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# mmmmm
when the hot fish fingers melt the butter on the bread and the coating sticks to it, that's wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Yes indeed.
This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hello - I NEED YOUR HELP
Is it you who knows the person that did the 'It's life Jim, but not as we know it' bit in that poxy song?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Was it not a just a talk sample from the series?
I always thought it was.

Sorry I can't help - I'm not very good at telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Bum.
My quest lives on.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# *steals GS's Fish Finger stash*
Muwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I fear that if I have any that they are buried too deep
in Mrs S' Antarctic stash

It may have to be the leftover meatballs that have been left for me

TO THE KITCHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Hi Jamnog
have the bark chip indentations all gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# oh thats what they are :O
uhmmm nope still there
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# i find your lack of spock disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# haha
something tells me Spock would totally win
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# pfff!
a spock for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, and apparently there was a Top Cat movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# The trouble with Dibbles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# i laughed at that
and drooled a little
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# this is one of the most compoed compos ive seen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Everybody loves a bit of Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)