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[challenge entry] iCan

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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Does the 3G version come with 3 strings?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# 3 G-strings
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# sounds a bit TINny
but at least it hasn't BEAN done
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# you are just STRINGing me along
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# does this phone have high speed
TINternet?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Does it get SPAM?
Sorry, that joke was CORNEY
I need to try and BEEF up my jokes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
# this pun thread
is getting a poor reception so far...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Maybe I should CAN IT
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
# you've opened
one with worms in, I reckon...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# WORMS?
that was SPINELESS
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# don't be too
annelid-ical about it...it's just a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I am going to shoot you all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
# I think this horse has a couple of flogs left in it...
but incase you shoot - I am going to tunnel to the real world for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Are you serious?
Or just ta(l)king the pis(tol)?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
# BANG! motherfucker

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# no i'm KNOT
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I'm feeling strung out
and rather frayed at the edges...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
# EDGE?
I thought it was 3G!

/hmm
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# iCaniCan't?
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Hello sir
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Fine, thanks!
How's wood treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Well, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
# /teacher voices
OHKHAY classe, dites moi, comment-est Encelade?

/don't trust this French.

ASIDE: Did anyone see News 24 when the on the spot reporter asked some Man U fans in Rome if they had learnt any Italian - and they replied in unison "Oui!"?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# sorry not to reply, matey!
Genki desu? Nihongo wakarimasu, yappari?

/unreliable, rusty Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# arf!
*notes choice of white string, makes fashion accessory*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)