Thank fuck for that!*continues campaign of slanderous abuse*
In 1983, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Grand Prix Racing. 'You see,' the terrifying sociopath said, 'there was this fella in a bar one day who sat down in my favourite seat. I found out that his name was Ayrton Senna, and I wanted to find a way that I could off him and no-one would ever suspect me. So I invented Grand Prix and waited. 11 years later, I put a banana skin on the Tamburello corner at Imola.'
'That will teach the bastard for stealing my seat!'
(In 1983, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Grand Prix Racing. 'You see,' the terrifying sociopath said, 'there was this fella in a bar one day who sat down in my favourite seat. I found out that his name was Ayrton Senna, and I wanted to find a way that I could off him and no-one would ever suspect me. So I invented Grand Prix and waited. 11 years later, I put a banana skin on the Tamburello corner at Imola.'
'That will teach the bastard for stealing my seat!'
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25,
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siri must confess that all of this "the dutch inventor medicore" stuff really makes me chuckle, keep up the good work.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32,
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It is very kind of you to say sir,but I am merely relaying the truth.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:35,
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HahaAs much as I like them too, I think they are merely slander, and an attempt to hurt my reputation as an inventor
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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FFS! You're not even a real inventor!All you do is put brass fitting on vegetables! :P
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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Alright there Dr Mengele! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:27,
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You cannot prove I touched a banana skin near those tracks! ;)In 1921, the well-known Prussian cubist painter Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! embarked on a seven year journey to try and discover America. When he finally got there, he tried to get his boat through a McDonalds drive-through. Mr. McDonalds, overlooking his attempts, told him to fuck off and use the sail-though instead. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! got a happy meal with a little plactic Golden Girl.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38,
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That is complete bollocks and you know it full well!I wasn't born until 1922! Now that is slander!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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HahaI love your dutch inventor stories though
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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I think that I shall write a short story about you soon.Then you will know what slander is! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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