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[challenge entry] iDon't Have An iPhone (aka iNokia N95)
My first ever image (I think).

Made entirely with Paint.

And yes, I'm proud of that :P


From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)
# Needs more monkeys
*serious face*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)
# Monkeys
I made it, and I'm quite hairy, wank a lot and have a tendency to throw my own poo at people walking past my window.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)
# Ning Mediocre!
How are you?

I am slightly worried about your accusations of slander now. It seems your police only use the internet for researching crimes :(

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8110363.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Morning!
Yeah, I read about that.

But not to worry. It's not Holland, it's Groningen. That's like Wales only ever further away from civilisation and nobody understands a word they're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)
# That sounds like western Sydney
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
# More like Cornwall then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Maybe, I don't know
morning squire
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
# Morning Sire
No one really cares about cornwall and they are a bit Joey
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I care about Cornwall.
Imagine the world without Cornish Pasties and Clotted Cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# But Clansoul lives there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Thank fuck for that!
*continues campaign of slanderous abuse*

In 1983, the Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented Grand Prix Racing. "You see," the terrifying sociopath said, "there was this fella in a bar one day who sat down in my favourite seat. I found out that his name was Ayrton Senna, and I wanted to find a way that I could off him and no-one would ever suspect me. So I invented Grand Prix and waited. 11 years later, I put a banana skin on the Tamburello corner at Imola."

"That will teach the bastard for stealing my seat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)
# sir
i must confess that all of this "the dutch inventor medicore" stuff really makes me chuckle, keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
# It is very kind of you to say sir,
but I am merely relaying the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Haha
As much as I like them too, I think they are merely slander, and an attempt to hurt my reputation as an inventor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# FFS! You're not even a real inventor!
All you do is put brass fitting on vegetables! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# and cyclists

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Alright there Dr Mengele!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Oh, and iphones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# You cannot prove I touched a banana skin near those tracks! ;)

In 1921, the well-known Prussian cubist painter Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! embarked on a seven year journey to try and discover America. When he finally got there, he tried to get his boat through a McDonalds drive-through. Mr. McDonalds, overlooking his attempts, told him to fuck off and use the sail-though instead. Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! got a happy meal with a little plactic Golden Girl.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# That is complete bollocks and you know it full well!
I wasn't born until 1922! Now that is slander!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Haha
I love your dutch inventor stories though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I think that I shall write a short story about you soon.
Then you will know what slander is! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Haha huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Aoolcations?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)
# Greetings and aloocations to you too!
'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)
# Aloocations and Aloo Gobhi to all!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)
# Greetings and aloocations to you good sir

Some sallery?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)
# iSYMBIAN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)
# urrrr Nokia
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Urrr
Not "Urrr" Nokia. "iNokia"
(I helped save b3ta! SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)