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So she doesn't know she's hawt?

Maybe I have a chance!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

She's also a lesbian though

in a fish market.

That's the joke, see?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

That's cool

I'm a lesbian too (though I happen to be male).

It runs in my family actually.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

A male lesbian is called a gay

you are a gay

your whole family are gays

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

Maybe that's why this generation of Somervilles has failed to reproduce.

Seriously, we're gonna die off.

But all the Somerville men are gay for women and vice-versa... The Somerville dudes are all carpet eating muff diving box munching clit smokers as far as I know. When I go out I'll naturally find the ladies in plaid flannel the most interesting people in the room, most of the time.

Kind of surprising that in a family so large none of us are gay for people of the same gender, really.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

NOT ALL SOMERVILLE MEN ARE GAY FOR WOMEN

JIMMY SOMERVILLE IS EXTREMELY GAY FOR MEN

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

AH!

THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT!

Jeez it feels weird to use caps lock.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)