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[challenge entry] This looked better in my head.

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(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# ifloyd
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
# He!
I likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
# arf. this looked better in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
Now THAT'S funny right there.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
# it's not really
I can only comminicate via wires now.

I only get sexual gratification when my lobes are probed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
# PHOAARR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I KNEW you were gonna say that........
.....HEY, whadya know......your telepathic capabilities have multiplied.


*jealously sulks in corner*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
# ~~~TAKE YOUR TROUSERS OFF~~~
~~~GO OUT INTO THE STREET~~~

~~~BARK AT STRANGERS~~~
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# *stimulates Shatner's Bassoon*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
# OH. MY. GOD.
*lights cigarette metaphorically*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Pffft

I did something very similar once.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
If you lak-a-me lak I lak-a-you
And we lak-a-both the same,
I lak-a-say,
This very day,
I lak-a change your name;
'Cause I love-a-you and love-a you true
And if you-a love-a me.
One live as two, two live as one,
Under the bamboo tree.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
# into the mud with you SCUM QUEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha
her outburst just before that was marvelously un-pc and probably would not make it past the censors these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Indeed
I was tempted to type it, but it might even be too much for B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'll *** you for this, you nigger kike wop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ha! You totally went there!
I have a strange habit of saying "I DONT MIND!" in the annoying voice of the prossie.

Also: "I couldn't fuck a gorilla".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Dook dook dook
Dook of oil oil oil
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Have a pearoast

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# haha
looks like a subdural haematoma to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Nicely...
*attempts ' i of Horus ' gag*

*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
# in other news
is this old hat yet?

Does this mean David Hockney is a b3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Right you guys...


www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)