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[challenge entry] LOL! Ning all!

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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)
# ah the joys of the regatta. reminds me to put boater on my list of desired hats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Sort it out you nugget!
That is the University Boat Race :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# still it reminded me to put boater on my list of desired hats
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Those oxford rowers, always trying to go one up on the cambridge team
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Famous Czech gangsta rapper Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! never imagined nor dreamed his epic 3-disc concept album was to be released as a 245 minute single to the UK top 40 charts.
Reaching number 38, Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!, father of 37 (2 cows), cried tears of joy. "Nikdy jsem snil takovou vc bylo možné. Dkuji všem mým fanouškm!", exclaimed the overexcited artist before collapsing to the floor and being attacked in the neck by a french poodle. He didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# needs more defecation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hey, I only tell objectively how it happened
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre discovered Bed Sheets. "My mattress was all uncomfortable and shit, so I went for a walk in the Jungles of Borneo to clear my noggin," said the dangerous nymphomaniac, "whilst I was trying to teach the local pygmies how to play Pick Up Sticks and Kiss Chase, they all grouped together and threw this woven sheet of banana leaves over me. That gave me the idea you see...."

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)
# but who invented the FITTED sheet, the valence and the duvet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Tune into the continued adventures of The Dutch Inventor Mediocre to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *tunes in*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# "I have finished my invention - it is a machine that bottles dwarf farts. I shall call it 'Airwolf'"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# well
they won't sink on that
(The Director of Directing, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# haha :D
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)