Ha ha ha!In 1746, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre discovered Bed Sheets. 'My mattress was all uncomfortable and shit, so I went for a walk in the Jungles of Borneo to clear my noggin,' said the dangerous nymphomaniac, 'whilst I was trying to teach the local pygmies how to play Pick Up Sticks and Kiss Chase, they all grouped together and threw this woven sheet of banana leaves over me. That gave me the idea you see....'
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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but who invented the FITTED sheet, the valence and the duvet?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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Tune into the continued adventures of The Dutch Inventor Mediocre to find out.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:36,
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*tunes in* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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"I have finished my invention - it is a machine that bottles dwarf farts. I shall call it 'Airwolf'"
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 25 Jun 2009, 10:30,
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