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# He aint dead, I saw him working in the chippy down the road
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)
# it's just not been as good since Elvis retired.
he did the best damn batter this side of Antarctica.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He did indeed, until the incident
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
# could have happened to anybody,
but it had to happen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Fat man starts sweating fat near a deep fat fryer, he going to go up in flames at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# it was the tassles that did it,
and the quiff was becoming a hazard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# All that lard in the quiff didn't help
Good job he wasn't to badly burnt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Let me guess..
you found a battered nose in your meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I wish it was his nose
It was his sodden cock
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Just popping the shops...
for some mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)
# It could have been worse
It could of had some cream filling as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)