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# In 1892, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre
created General Francisco Franco. 'I went on my holidays to Madrid to shout at the silly Spanish people', said the pot smoking weed monkey, 'I've always hated those bloody trade unions, ever since one of them beat me in a game of Pogs and stole my favourite Kini. It was metal and had a picture of Spike Milligan on it.'

'Well, that pissed me off a great amount, so I invented General Franco and groomed him for power. When he won, I made him suppress all those commie bastards.'

'That will teach the bastards for stealing my Kini!' said the psychotic fruit bonker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# A tomato sandwich
made with homemade bread.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Silly Flowerpot!
Lunch is not breakfast :P

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But you should have had chips with that! Otherwise, BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have his grammar skillz0rs down perfectly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yes!
And his spellong skillz0rs.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha "Leg groes"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)
# In 2008, German television evangelist Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! managed to accidentally turn off the moon while doing a seance to invoke the spirit of John Travolta
the people on the moon didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Those moon peoples are a bunch of fucks anyway.
Oh, I am just about to send you an e-mail too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)
# If you show talent towards lunch appraisals and suggestions
I believe you would make a mighty fine DTF deputy.
We desperately need another.
We could still call it DTF but feature different B3tards.
I think it's a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I would very much like this to happen
I am however mostly in meetings during lunchtimes.
I hate it, but they keep planning to meet up with me during these hours. Cunting cow orkers


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Crikey you are well-qualified and this pic proves it
My only concern is that apart from wearing clogs and eating tulips, you think that a slice of cheese and a slice of ham constitutes breakfast.
That aside, perhaps you could make a few facts and keep them handy, say in a bucket or something, and on the odd occasion when you have time, you could post it.
I don't want to talk out of turn but now that the Duke is no longer here I think he would approve of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I've been playing with that same thought myself

However, I must say that as much as everbody seems to like bashing the dutch on here these last few months, I never thought of a slice of ham and cheese constitute breakfast. That is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I would like to put forward the idea of tea-time DTF.
I'm rarely around for lunch time
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Mmm interesting idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)
# No matter which part of the world you are from
you will get teased about it.
It's all done with love :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Leftover pasta bake
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Ooooh!
You should have had chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# There is more to lunch appraisal than just saying "have chips with that"
not much more though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh thanks for reminding me
I was in a quandry over what to have for tea tonight.
I shall make pasta bake! It won't be leftovers until tomorrow though so tonight it shall just be non-leftovers pasta bake.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I had non-leftover pasta bake last night, strangely.
I went for a tuna one with a sour cream sauce and a large array of vegetables and a few herbs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)
# That'll do me then
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)