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# Noooooooo! How could you?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# Bit of garlic, some onions
maybe some pepper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:34, archived)
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In 2009 the Dutch inventor Mediocre looked pitilessly into the trusting eyes of the furry, trembling creature before him. Not a morsel of pity entered his black, withered heart, as he cruelly bashed the innocent creature's head in, and threw it in the frying pan as its little broken body continued to twitch. He tossed it a few times, then served it to Smash Monkey with a callous grin.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm, tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:36, archived)
# I've heard about those callous grins
it's kind of like a Moroccan version of a potato dauphinoise.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:38, archived)
# tastes salty
(pdjpdj, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)