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[challenge entry] Awaits Jihad...

...or what-evarr

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Beyonce's is better!!
Woo.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:17, archived)
# What ho!
I'm afraid I don't know who Beyonce is
/too old to care blog
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Ningles Sir.
She's a singer who had a really good video,apparently
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Oooooh!
You mean like Lulu or Dusty Springfield?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Yes.
But black.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:28, archived)
# We interrupt this program for a special news report
"Driver crashes truck while masturbating"

www.gt.se/nyheter/1.1718537/kraschade-lastbilen-nar-han-onanerade

Says assistant attorney Åsa Askenbäck: "He also masturbated during the police interrogation".

That is all.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:19, archived)
# What a wanker!
:)
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:20, archived)
# If only I spoke Swedish
and was on links
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:22, archived)
# The Swedish language isn't a real language
The Swedes just make it up as they go along to impress the tourists.
Soon as the tourists go home the Swedes go back to speaking English.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Onanerade...
Sounds like a fizzy drink...

Cream soda?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:30, archived)
# eww!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)