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[challenge entry] Q&D

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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Threadrush!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Phil Collins hasn't aged well

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Though he has grown his hair back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Nah, he hasn't.
He's just stuck that beard the old dude wears in Mr Deeds on his head....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# He hasn't actually
Apparently he can't drum anymore because he's knackered his back in
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# is that why they had to hire the gorilla?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Has anyone thought to bribe the chiropractors to pretend to be out when he comes round?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:27, archived)
# These people are sick!
Sodom I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:31, archived)
# he really does have awesome eyebrows...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)