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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah!
when this compo is done, we need to forward the compo link to some of these fanatical christian forums just to see the reaction...
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hehehe
I think most religions have what I call 'the sinner clause'. If someone not of that faith has dialog with someone of faith regarding the complete lack of plausibilities in that religion the devitee much start shouting 'sinner' in order not to start thinking. The louder and more hate you put into these rantings the less actual thinking they have to do.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Jesus Potter and the Philosopher's Stone?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hence the filename:P
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Yes, I saw that.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
also replace 'muggles' with 'Gentiles'?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# wasn't he a carpenter?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah
I think he was the one that played the guitar rather than the anorexic one.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:52, archived)