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My favourite sports headline ever - "KING ROON"
I still can't work out what they were going for.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:15,
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hehehe!
good ningles to you all!
I'm very tired and my eye is twitching - a result of staying up until early this morning watching "cabin fever". It was a complete waste of time as it was a shit movie. I do however feel the need to do slowmotion martial art moves and shout "pancakes!" non-stop
Edit: I'M FUCKING MOVING DESK AGAIN! OK, so it's just three chairs over on the same desk so a new team can all be in ear-shot, but still... If they touch my red swingline stapler, I'll burn the place down.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:19,
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I'm very tired and my eye is twitching - a result of staying up until early this morning watching "cabin fever". It was a complete waste of time as it was a shit movie. I do however feel the need to do slowmotion martial art moves and shout "pancakes!" non-stop
Edit: I'M FUCKING MOVING DESK AGAIN! OK, so it's just three chairs over on the same desk so a new team can all be in ear-shot, but still... If they touch my red swingline stapler, I'll burn the place down.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year,
and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire........
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:39,
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hahahahaha...love it
I had a 'fuck it, I don't care if they sack me' moment yesterday.
I didn't get sacked though
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:43,
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I didn't get sacked though
a little...
I was just up for a good rant about what a joke my place is, and being sacked would have given me opportunity to rant
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:51,
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It seems it's OK to stand around gossiping for half hour at a time (like I dont)
But getting caught on the net, for all of five minutes (as I do) leads to 'a quick word'. Ignoring the fact that I work fucking hard anyway.
Oh,a nd I printed all my wedding stationary on the expensive colour printer
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:52,
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Oh,a nd I printed all my wedding stationary on the expensive colour printer
It sounds pathetic I know
But after seven years of taking it up the arse, you need a break
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:58,
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Why don't you make some wheels under your desk?
And slowly move around the office during the day?
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:44,
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the desks are all huge and due to the shape, all sort of interlock
I'm sure I said it before, but this is really it - one more move and I'll walk out of the office an dwork form home until I get my own desk, on its own, where no team sits, so as they split and reform for different projects, i don't get evicted.
To top it off, in november, I've got a week long residential team building thing.
This means i miss the first 2 days on teh 3 day long Watford Beer Festival.
I am seething with anger at the moment.
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Tue 29 Sep 2009, 9:46,
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To top it off, in november, I've got a week long residential team building thing.
This means i miss the first 2 days on teh 3 day long Watford Beer Festival.
I am seething with anger at the moment.