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[challenge entry] Better in my head...

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:02, archived)
# STOP!
crucifixion time
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Haha see below
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# The Lord Jesus Christ is not a big fan of hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Oh dear that hadn't even begun to occur to me...
/creeping senility blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:06, archived)
# there's nothing in the Bible that says they used hammers to crucify him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah...
but what the Bible meant to say is that they did

/christian get out clause #261

dont click that... it's not a link... stupid board
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Hammers are the accepted way of driving nails through hands and into wood
everyone knows this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha yes
I was using the but-it-doesn't-say-so-in-the-Bible argument
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Ahhh, well played
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# But he was a carpenter

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
shurrup
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Of course
he probably resented being forced to become a carpenter by Joseph.

"I hate you! You're not my real dad!!" *emos*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Parachute pants
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah...
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Sir flatters me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Oh tish tish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Oh my lord, thank you for blessing me

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)